On the train on the way home, I saw an ad for ZipCar which said:
350 hours/year having sex
420 hours/year looking for parking
What is wrong with this picture?
Now by my math, that means a whole hour of sex almost every day of the year.. do you know anyone who has sex for an hour almost every day of the year? Am I missing something?
I'm living the wrong life! Of course if I spent over an hour every day looking for parking, I'd want to kill myself.-----
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URL: http://www.electricbugaloo.com
i find that if i don't go to the gym, finding someone to have sex with me is pretty tough... shoot, i can't win either way!
and for the record, i don't look for parking. i park far and walk.
Posted by mikey | October 29, 2006 3:27 PM
Posted on October 29, 2006 15:27
URL: http://www.tokenramblings.com/
very well then. carry on.
(and if i chug, then you're goin' topless, deal?)
Posted by dave | October 29, 2006 3:27 PM
Posted on October 29, 2006 15:27
URL: http://www.livingreflections.com/blog
you're right, Dave. I must retract my statement that response is lackluster. A day without a comment from Dave is like a day without sunshine.
If I buy the 40's, you have to chug yours!
Posted by amy | October 29, 2006 3:27 PM
Posted on October 29, 2006 15:27
URL: http://www.tokenramblings.com/
uh, hello? *I* commented. that alone makes this post quite non-lackluster, you freak.
see if i grace you with my searing wit and charm again anytime soon!
dave
(who's still waiting for you to buy those 40's)
Posted by dave | October 29, 2006 3:27 PM
Posted on October 29, 2006 15:27
URL: http://www.livingreflections.com/blog
why restrict the sex just to the home??
Posted by amy | October 29, 2006 3:27 PM
Posted on October 29, 2006 15:27
URL: http://www.whatthehellhappenedlastnight.com/blog/
gym - who needs a gym, sex is much better for your heart less stressful on your body and damn, let's admit it, a helluva lot more fun than working out in a gym! I am starting a new campaign, "Have more sex at home, work out less at the Gym!"
hope all is well on your end - I'll be back again and again I am sure...
Posted by craig/btezra | October 29, 2006 3:27 PM
Posted on October 29, 2006 15:27
URL: http://www.livingreflections.com/blog
craig! I swear to god, just the other day I thought to myself: I wonder what happened to that btezra guy? he cracked me up.
I thought this post would amuse people as well.. but there has been lackluster response. Perhaps it hits too close to home? I was beginning to think everyone else has these amazing sex lives, and and completely related to this ad. In which case, there would be no reason to go to the gym! ;)
Posted by amy | October 29, 2006 3:27 PM
Posted on October 29, 2006 15:27
URL: http://www.whatthehellhappenedlastnight.com/blog/
This is quite possibly one of the best posts I have EVER read on any blog/site. Seriously. And your sarcasm was aptly placed as well...thnx for making me laugh so hard I was banned from the office for the next 15 miuntes...
I may just have to link this as well
Posted by craig/btezra | October 29, 2006 3:27 PM
Posted on October 29, 2006 15:27
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Oh God, I spend more time looking for a parking space and I am in a bad mood.
Posted by kathd | October 29, 2006 3:27 PM
Posted on October 29, 2006 15:27
URL: http://www.tokenramblings.com/
dude, i haven't had an hour of sex in six months. that's proof that young kids in ad agencies are writing friggin' copy these days. those jetta-driving pukes.
(note: 4 out of 5 guys agree, lack of sex is the leading cause of bad moods)
Posted by dave | October 29, 2006 3:27 PM
Posted on October 29, 2006 15:27