Last night my friends and I are driving towards the purveyor of adult beverages du jour when one of my friends says: I think the car in front of us has a tv in the front seat. We all lean forward to see and indeed, the car seems to have a tv built into the front dashboard. How could that possibly be a good idea? We all say: hmm and sit back. But it gets better. My friend then says: I think he's watching porn. Yes...I see breasts. We all lean forward again and yup, the guy is watching porn on a tv built into his dashboard while driving. yeah, that's a good idea. Of course, we are all transfixed watching the porn along with him. I was waiting for him to reach over and starting snacking on some popcorn or some kentucky fried.-----
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URL: http://www.ericwebster.net
I've seen this tool before.
He lives at home with his mom, he drives a 1993 Honda Civic and he spent the value of his car in modifications to it. He's got a 3,000$ radio, an annoying loud muffler and fake chrome all around.
One of my favorite traits of this "winner" is his collection of strawberry trees that he so proudly hangs from his rear view mirror. There is no need to be playing porn in your car, youć± e asking everybody to look at you and say.
"God what an ass"
Listen pal, do the same as the rest of us. Download it off the web, print it out, and then bring it in the car.
Thanks for the amusing story.
A random visitor
web
Posted by Web | October 29, 2006 3:27 PM
Posted on October 29, 2006 15:27
URL: http://j-mo.com
like talking on the cell phone isn't dangerous ENOUGH? and wow....i guess you CAN drive with one hand....
"hey honey....why did you need the towels in the car with you?"
ewwwwwwwwwww
i just went there, didn't i?
Posted by jen | October 29, 2006 3:27 PM
Posted on October 29, 2006 15:27