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December 1, 2003

Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow...

Yup, we're having our first big snow of the season, a good old fashioned nor'easter*.

noreaster

And all of a sudden, I am my grandparents. I was thinking: well, won't be able to drive anywhere this weekend. I can just stay home and catch up on my reading. Huh? Suddenly I have this flashback to college... driving the morning after a blizzard, sliding all over the road in 12 inches (at least of snow) to get the IHOP (on Erie Blvd, baby!) for brunch because they started serving beer at noon. In college, nothing stopped us from going out. You just put on your winter wear and out you go (the vain wouldn't even put on the winter gear. Some put fashion before warmth). These days I'm becoming a weather baby. It's cold! It's windy! Waaa.. I want to stay inside. How is it possible I am the same person - someone who seems one step away from battling a senior citizen for the last loaf of bread at the supermarket? I cry for my lost youth.. Perhaps I'll get some wine on the way home.

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December 2, 2003

What is the Point?

About a week ago I took this picture of my never ending attempts at being a person who can keep plants alive.

I think I can, I think I can

Ha! I have an atrocious black thumb. I kill all plants that come within 3 feet of me (even cactai!). I was going to write something about how this one flower has the right attitude, the will to persevere in the face of great adversity.. (it thinks it can, it thinks it can!). What an example for us all! Yadda yadda yadda...

But then...


...


it's all over, baby blue:

But you can't, but you can't

There may be a message here, but I'm not sure I wish to investigate or really think about it.-----
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I'm Khaki??

you are khaki
#F0E68C

Your dominant hues are red and green, so you're definately not afraid to get in and stir things up. You have no time for most people's concerns, you'd rather analyze with your head than be held back by some random "gut feeling".

Your saturation level is lower than average - You don't stress out over things and don't understand people who do. Finishing projects may sometimes be a challenge, but you schedule time as you see fit and the important things all happen in the end, even if not everyone sees your grand master plan.

Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.
the spacefem.com html color quiz


So I agree with this description of myself, but khaki?? I fail to see how the description matches khaki. Khaki is BORING!! I'm NOT boring.-----
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Just Another Day on the Train

This morning on the train, I stand there minding my own business, reading my magazine. At the next stop an older person comes lurching into the train and positions himself right next to me. Even a milliseconds worth of observation tells me that he is a bit off in some way. However, in accordance with train culture, I ignore him and continue reading. Out of the corner of my eye, I can see him sort of weaving around � not too solid on his feet, though he has a firm grasp on the pole in front of me. I look around to see if anyone else notices. Everyone else is looking down, reading, or just nodding his or her head to some extraordinarily loud music while staring into space. Fine. Back to the magazine I go. A few seconds later I realize this older person may indeed be passed out as he is bending father and father over with each second. I turn my head to look at him with a little horror when his head plops solidly down on my shoulder where he stays, unmoving. I glance around again. No one is looking. I don't know what to do. I DON'T KNOW what to do. I have many skills, but human headrest to strangers is not one of them. Is he drunk? Is he just tired? Does he not realize he is taking a nap on a strangers shoulder? How is it that his hand is still clenched firmly around the pole preventing him from completely falling down? I frantically try to make eye contact with the people sitting down. Obviously, this person needs a seat! But train culture insists that those sitting down never look up (because what if they see someone who needs a seat � like an older passed out person passed out on someone shoulder!). No there are strict train sitting rules which require all people in seats to read as if it's the most interesting thing they have ever seen or to be studying the shoes of all train riders for some in depth shoe survey. Seconds pass. I'm still unsure what to do. We pull into the next station and the older man instantly stands up straight and bounds right off the train. I stare after him with my mouth open and big looking around for the candid camera. I look around one more time. Still no one has noticed. I shrug and return to reading. It's just another day on the train, after all.-----
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December 3, 2003

The Office

The Office has been nominated for 2 Golden Globes! Does anyone else watch this show on BBC America? I feel as if me and a co-worker of mine are the only people who even know what it is. Well, it's so funny. It makes Dilbert look tame. The boss is so horrific that sometimes it's not funny and you just cringe, but you're cringing because you know someone like him. It's chock full of that wicked British humor that I love so much. Tune in on BBC America Sundays at 9pm (and I wasn't even paid for this advert).

the office

oh and coming soon to a lame brain network that can't think up a good show idea to save it's life: The Office (American version)...-----
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It's the Little Things

Today after tediously digging out my car from over a foot of snow, I stopped by the local CVS to get some supplies. There I saw and immediately snatched up this:

heatmiser

This made my whole day. Also available: the minty Altoids with the Abomindable Snow Monster from Rudolph. I love the Snow Monster, too, but why not go with Snow Miser?

All the other adults were pointing and laughing at the Altoids, but no one bought them except me. I'm not sure what that means.

> Snow Miser Song
> Heat Miser Song

p.s. The Year Without a Santa Clause is on ABC Family tonight at 6pm!!-----
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2004 Presidential Candidate Selector

Here is who I match up with according to the 2004 Presidential Candidate Selector.

I'd like to point out that there were no Iraq specific questions in this survey.

1. Your ideal theoretical candidate. (100%)
2. Kucinich, Rep. Dennis, OH - Democrat (83%)
3. Dean, Gov. Howard, VT - Democrat (79%)
4. Edwards, Senator John, NC - Democrat (75%)
5. Gephardt, Rep. Dick, MO - Democrat (71%)
6. Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat (71%)
7. Clark, Retired General Wesley K., AR - Democrat (70%)
8. Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat (61%)
9. Lieberman, Senator Joe, CT - Democrat (50%)
10. Moseley-Braun, Former Senator Carol, IL - Democrat (32%)
11. LaRouche, Lyndon H. Jr. - Democrat (23%)
12. Bush, President George W. - Republican (14%)

I can't say I find these results surprising. Although, I am very amused that LaRouche (who I consider a complete nut and I thought was a Libertarian) came in higher than Bush.


Link found over at CJ's, who unsurprisingly has almost the opposite results (but is only 30% points away from voting for Kerry... ). That's awefully close, CJ! :)-----
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December 5, 2003

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!


Best wishes for the holidays... Hope you have been more nice than naughty so Santa will be good to you (except if you give your wife a toilet seat. Then you deserve whatever you get).

Track Santa via Norad


and remember: if you have no teeth, the thing to do is sing Christmas carols with your mouth wide open.-----
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And if you listen very hard, the tune will come to you at last..

Every now and then I turn on my CD player (which holds 200 CDs*) and say: today you pick what we listen to (surprise me!**) and I put it on All Disc Random. Today the first song selected was Stairway to Heaven. This is a song I've heard probably 2 billion times - to the point where when I hear it now, it's like background noise. But today I really listened and I was rockin' out (to the fast parts. Anyone who has been to Jr. High knows this to be the most excrutiating song played at dances due to the fast and slow parts). Just a little pleasant surprise in my day. I was sort of hoping for Free Bird next, but no (though it did play a Lynyrd Skynyrd song - ha!)


* I own way more than 200 CDs and I could write a whole essay on the tramas of selecting which 200 are in the player at a given time and what order they are placed in the CD player.


** I could also write a whole essay on the fact that my CD player has a personality which includes musical taste because about 90% of the times I've done All Disc Random it has selected a song from Darkness on the Edge of Town within the first 5 songs, which has to be a statistical anomaly. Today, Racing in the Streets is playing as I write this (and this is the 4th song). What more can you ask for?-----
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December 6, 2003

The Bitch Slap Heard Round the Country

> Gore Endorses Dean

Leaving Joe Lieberman wondering: I was good enough to be VP 3 years ago, but now.....???

Of course Lieberman's official statement on this was a bitch slap right back


I was proud to have been chosen by Al Gore in 2000 to be a heartbeat away from the presidency -- and am determined to fight for whatç—´ right, win this nomination, and defeat George W. Bush next year.

çš„ have a lot of respect for Al Gore -- that is why I kept my promise not to run if he did. Ultimately, the voters will make the determination and I will continue to make my case about taking our party and nation forward


Even better was his appearance on Today this morning..


Lauer: Wow. I mean, were you caught completely off guard?

Lieberman: I, I was caught completely off guard, no notice. I heard about it from the media. I was surprised, therefore, but you know I am more determined than ever to fight for what I believe is right for my party and my country to take us forward and not backward.

Lauer: Well I値l talk politics in a second. On a personal note though, you stayed on the sidelines last year. Wouldn't announce whether you were going to run for president or not until you waited for Al Gore to make a decision. You saw that as your duty and loyalty. Did you receive the same loyalty from Al Gore?

Lieberman: Well, I, I am not going to talk about Al Gore's sense of loyalty this morning. I知 just going to tell you that I will always remain grateful to him for the extraordinary opportunity he gave me to run as his Vice-Presidential candidate and I have no second thoughts about what I did in, in 2001 and 2002. I did what I thought was right. I couldn稚 run against the guy who gave me the opportunity to be Vice-President.

Later in the interview...

Lauer: Just a week ago this is what you had to say about Al Gore, 鄭s president I would turn to him not only for advice but see if he would be interested in holding some high office in my administration. He痴 an immensely capable, principled, effective person.� Has that changed now?

Lieberman: I壇 say that痴 less likely this morning.

Smack!

I was thinking the other day that there are no good old trashy night time soaps on anymore (where is the Melrose Place of today??) and now I realize... we DO have it: it's called the election. It's just not packaged all nicely into an hour show with physically attractive stars.
Next episode: Democratic Debate tonight 7pm EST on C-Span-----
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Dear John Henry:

He is my sunshine,
One of my sunshines
He makes me happy,
When the Red Sox play,
You'll never know, Sir
How much I love him,
Please don't take my Nomar away...-----
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December 7, 2003

Just Thinking..

If we are so much safer now that Saddam has been captured, why is it that we increased our threat level today due to increased volume of threats that could rival or exceed the attacks of 9/11?

Do I need to get my terrorism supply kit back out?

I'm Prepared!


Ok, in all seriousness, I'm having a little anxiety after listening to a recording of the Howard Stern show from 9/11 today (link found at PaulKatcher.com). It's sort of like reliving the day - very, very eiry (remember when we didn't know where all the planes were?) - yet, like a car crash on the highway, you can't turn away. I couldn't turn it off. It was only slightly less tramatic the second time around.
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December 9, 2003

World Aids Day

is today!
World Aids Day

People newly infected with HIV in 2002: 5 million

AIDS deaths in 2002: 3 million...that's over 8,000 deaths per day

Estimated number of people living with HIV/AIDS at the end of 2002: 42 million

Total of AIDS deaths at the end of 2002: 28.1 million

Total number of AIDS orphans: 13.2 million


Read the UNAID's AID's Epidemic Update-----
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December 10, 2003

A Christmas Miracle

It's an entire week before Christmas and all my shopping is done and the holiday cards are in the mail.-----
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JUST SAY NO!!!

Some things are just so wrong that it's almost painful to think of them existing in the world.

A remake of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is horrific enough to contemplate, but to put Johnny Depp in it in unconscionable. Gene Wilder is Willy!

Why don't you just make Chitty Chitty Bang Bang without Dick Van Dyke or the Wizard of Oz without Judy Garland or Gone with the Wind without Vivian Leigh and Clark Gable or Breakfast at Tiffany's with Audrey Hepburn. Somethings just aren't right and should be stopped.

I call on all sane people to boycott this monstrosity!

boycott Willy Wonka remake

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December 11, 2003

So the War was About Regime Change, Not WMD?

King George had an interview with Diane Sawyer two days ago.

see the full transcript here

DIANE SAWYER: But let me try to ask — this could be a long question. ... ... When you take a look back, Vice President Cheney said there is no doubt, Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction, not programs, not intent. There is no doubt he has weapons of mass destruction. Secretary Powell said 100 to 500 tons of chemical weapons and now the inspectors say that there's no evidence of these weapons existing right now. The yellow cake in Niger, in Niger. George Tenet has said that shouldn't have been in your speech. Secretary Powell talked about mobile labs. Again, the intelligence — the inspectors have said they can't confirm this, they can't corroborate.

PRESIDENT BUSH: Yet.

DIANE SAWYER: — an active —

PRESIDENT BUSH: Yet.

DIANE SAWYER: Is it yet?

PRESIDENT BUSH: But what David Kay did discover was they had a weapons program, and had that, that — let me finish for a second. Now it's more extensive than, than missiles. Had that knowledge been examined by the United Nations or had David Kay's report been placed in front of the United Nations, he, he, Saddam Hussein, would have been in material breach of 1441, which meant it was a causis belli. And look, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein was a dangerous person, and there's no doubt we had a body of evidence proving that, and there is no doubt that the president must act, after 9/11, to make America a more secure country.

DIANE SAWYER: Again, I'm just trying to ask, these are supporters, people who believed in the war who have asked the question.

PRESIDENT BUSH: Well, you can keep asking the question and my answer's gonna be the same. Saddam was a danger and the world is better off cause we got rid of him.

DIANE SAWYER: But stated as a hard fact, that there were weapons of mass destruction as opposed to the possibility that he could move to acquire those weapons still —

PRESIDENT BUSH: So what's the difference?

(Amy: WHAT's the DIFFERENCE??? Is this a joke?)

DIANE SAWYER: Well —

PRESIDENT BUSH: The possibility that he could acquire weapons. If he were to acquire weapons, he would be the danger. That's, that's what I'm trying to explain to you. A gathering threat, after 9/11, is a threat that needed to be de — dealt with, and it was done after 12 long years of the world saying the man's a danger. And so we got rid of him and there's no doubt the world is a safer, freer place as a result of Saddam being gone.

So.. pre-emption now includes the ability to go after someone who may in the future acquire WMD? Who may pose a threat at some future time. Well, we're going to be quite busy because that is a vast number of countries in the world. Bush should just come clean and admit, it was never about the WMD. He just wanted Saddam gone and he's been a big fat liar about it all this time.
And P.S. for those of you who still believe that Saddam is behind 9/11 (please stop watching Fox News, it's no where near Fair and Balanced), the proof that Atta was in Baghdad is looking like a fake.-----
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Hypocricy Central

Occasionally, even I, the political junky, can be amazed at the crap that comes out of a politicians mouth. Yesterday, on on Meet the Press Tom Delay made me laugh out loud several times.

MR. RUSSERT: Congressman DeLay, one week after the capture of Saddam Hussein, how would you describe the situation in Iraq?

REP. DeLAY: Well, I think it's very exciting.
(goes on and on about the benefits of capturing Saddam)

um.. the question was about the situation in Iraq (where there is a country to be rebuilt), not why it was good to catch Saddam. We all know why it was good to catch Saddam. I doubt the troops in Iraq would describe it as exciting.


MR. RUSSERT: I want to talk to you about something you did say about the Democratic candidates on Tuesday. "The Democrats' hateful, moronic comments are beyond the pale, and the Democrats know it, and they don't care because they have nothing to offer the public debate but rage, resentment and quackery. Until other Democrats stand up against this hysteria, they're admitting to the country their party has no claim to national leadership. I guess Oliver Stone is on the Democrats' short list for vice president." That's pretty harsh, Congressman.

REP. DeLAY: It's pretty harsh what the Democrats are saying. It's amazing to me the comments that you're hearing now coming from national politicians running for national office. You'd think it would come from the French or their party or from these demonstrators that demonstrate in the streets that you see.


so.. all French people and anyone who protests are quacks?


MR. RUSSERT: You said this specifically about former Vermont Governor Howard Dean: "If this cruel, loudmouth extremist is the cream of the Democrat crop, next November's going to make the '84 election look like a squeaker"--'84 being when Ronald Reagan carried every state but Minnesota and the District of Columbia against Walter Mondale. What has Governor Dean said that is cruel and extremist?

REP. DeLAY: Well, cruel and extremist in just about anything you--you look at everything he said.

Everything Howard Dean says is extreme?

MR. RUSSERT: But Governor Dean is appealing to the Democratic base. He believes, if he can rally that base and get a large turnout, that he can beat President Bush. Do you believe that Governor Dean could beat President Bush? Or do you stick with your prediction it would be a landslide for the president?

REP. DeLAY: Well, I hope Howard Dean is nominated for the Democratic nomination, I got to tell you. As I said--as you pointed out earlier, I think the Democrat platform for 2004 could be titled "Dean Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest." We would love to run against Howard Dean. He is so far out there on the fringe. Maybe he is appealing to his base, but thaté?¥ou can't win by just exciting your base. You've got to be able to get 51 percent of the electoral votes in this country, and he would have a long way to go. And he's already made so many outrageous statements. We can't--I can't wait to see the commercials that will be run next year.

MR. RUSSERT: "Cuckoo's Nest" was your expression, not mine, Congressman, just for the record.


Dean Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?? Talk about your quack comments! I love Tim Russert.
Howard Dean is not out on the fringe. Republicans keep saying it because they think that if people keep hearing it, they will believe it.


MR. RUSSERT: Let me show you this front-page story from The Washington Post: "The Wall Street Journal editorial page accuses Bush of Medicare fiasco and Medicare giveaway. Paul Weyrich, coordinator of the conservative movement, sees `disappointment in a lot of quarters.' Bruce Bartlett, conservative economist with the National Center for Policy Analysis, pronounces himself `apoplectic.' An article in the conservative American Spectator calls Bush's stewardship on spending `non-existent,' and Steven Moore of the Club for Growth labels Bush a `champion big-spending president." $500 billion deficits as far as the eye can see. Why isn't that a legitimate issue for Governor Dean, who balanced the budget in Vermont, to go after the president on?

REP. DeLAY: Well, first of all, Howard Dean has a real hard time with the truth. He says one thing one day and says something else the other day. This isn't the largest deficit in history. It may be the largest dollars in history, but as a percentage GDP, it is not the largest deficit in history. But it is something that we need to deal with. And I also remind you that it was the Republican House of Representatives that first balanced the budget in well over 40 years; 40 years of control by the Democrats of the House of Representatives. And we did it in the '90s.

A. So Dean has a hard time with the truth, but what he is saying is true?
B. The House balanced the budget by themselves in the '90's? And if Delay believes that is such a big accomplishment, why is ok now to have huge deficits?


MR. RUSSERT: Congressman, Democrats would say that Bill Clinton was president when, in fact, the budget went into surplus and that he submitted budgets that cost less than the Republican Congress offered. They would also say that this year, when you--non-defense spending has gone up 12 percent to 15 percent.

REP. DeLAY: It was Bill Clinton who vetoed twice the Balanced Budget Act of 1997, and we forced him to sign it. It was Bill Clinton who vetoed twice the welfare reform and we made him sign it. It was Bill Clinton that fought us every step of the way for six years while he took credit for everything that we did. Bill Clinton deserves no credit for balancing the budget in the 1990s. He never presented a balanced budget to the Congress. It was the Congress that did it against his vehement objections. I was there, Tim. I know history. People can try to change history but I know what happened.

Pretty ballsy to critisize Clinton for not signing the Balance Budget Act when you consider how his party loves to over spend and cut taxes now that they are in power. Not to mention that if you know even a little about economics, you know that sometimes during recessions it is appropriate to run a short term deficit (meaning not the largest deficit in history with no hope of ending for years to come) to help boost the economy.

MR. RUSSERT: His first budget submission which passed without one Republican vote, you'll give him no credit for that.

REP. DeLAY: None at all because it raised taxes and made it even more difficult for us to come back in 1995 and change his economic policies and get us back to balance.

I don't have words.


MR. RUSSERT: As long as we have these $500 billion deficits, will you not introduce any more tax-cut legislation?

REP. DeLAY: Tax cuts will lower the deficit and bring us to balance.

Even though that has not worked in the past


MR. RUSSERT: Mr. DeLay, your Congressional Budget Office put a report out just yesterday that we're facing a potential economic crisis, we're going to need dramatic tax increases or dramatic spending cuts across the board if you're going to deal with the baby boom generation coming on for Medicare and Social Security. That is your Congressional Budget Office.

REP. DeLAY: Well, they're not always right.

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Mr. Picassohead

Everyone can be a Picasso!

So here I am..


but then I thought about it and decided if it were really a Picassohead, I would end up looking more like this:


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This is what I think...

Dave and his gaggle of snow dancers look like right now...

calvin dancing

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December 12, 2003

Spam Arrest

> Virginia Arrests Man for Spam E-Mail Under New Law

I am speechless with joy. Even if it doesn't stick. Anything to reduce the spam. I can't take it anymore.. I'm drowning in spam.-----
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I am Greta Garbo

Greta Garbo

You are most like Greta Garbo! You may tend to be a
little bit anti-social, but you can pull out
the charm when the need arises. You would do
very well in intellectual or artistic pursuits.
Writing, perhaps?


Which Classic Diva are You?
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Red Sox Fans say: Makes Sense to Me!

I KNEW IT

Found this link over at Instapundit. As he says: Saddam will never get a fair trial now.-----
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Photos

    www.flickr.com

Reading



REAL


    Everything has changed. Nothing has changed. I don't want to go through this again. I can't live without it. I'm sure I can handle it. I couldn't imagine it any other way.
    And if none of this makes sense... well, you obviously aren't a Red Sox fan.
      - Bill Simmons

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