we can't give in to the freaks, ok?
It's been 6 days and people can't stop talking about the booby seen 'round the world. Our tax dollars are going to be spent on a ridiculous "investigatation" on a flash of booby. Millions of children will seek therapy in the future because they will thing booby's are bad. Booby's are not bad.
According to CNN, here is just some of the resulting insanity:
A banker from Knoxville, Tennessee, filed a class action lawsuit against Jackson, dance partner Justin Timberlake, CBS, halftime show producers MTV and the networks' parent company, Viacom. Terri Carlin said the "sexually explicit conduct" by the performers caused millions of people to "suffer outrage, anger, embarrassment and serious injury."
[Amy says: what kind of serious injury? carpal tunnel?]
NBC cut a scene from Thursday's "ER" that showed an elderly patient's breast, saying the current atmosphere made it too difficult for affiliates to air the segment.
[Amy says: blood, guts, internal organs are all ok, but booby's are bad? Even after 10pm]
ABC said it would add a delay for its February 29 broadcast of the Academy Awards. TNT also said it was considering a delay for the entertainment portion of the NBA All-Star Game, featuring Beyonce, OutKast and Christina Aguilera.
The NFL cut a halftime production number by one of Timberlake's 'N Sync bandmates, JC Chasez, planned for Sunday's Pro Bowl in Honolulu, because Chasez's song contained the words "horny" and "naughty." He'll be replaced by hula dancers and local singers. Chasez, in turn, has ripped the NFL and refuses to sing the national anthem at the game, which he had been asked to do.
[Amy says: exposed navels are ok.. but booby's are bad?]
and you know what else? I'm tired of hearing about parents complain about the skimpyness of the dancers at halftime. Oh.. my children shouldn't be exposed to that. Um.. then they shouldn't be watching football - I have you SEEN what cheerleaders where these days?
And I think the hypocracy of CBS is summarized by this:
One father who watched the game with his 12-year-old son said the Jackson dance passed uncommented upon, but he was caught short when the boy asked, "Dad, what's erectile dysfunction?"
I'm not a guy, but it seems to me that finding out what erectile dysfunction is may be more scarring than a little booby flashage. Erections that last more than 4 hours require immediate medical assistance? I would be terrified!
Good grief, look at some of the words and people mentioned in this post. Bring on the freaky search requests!-----
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