and Red Sox nation understands. Bill Simmons, apparently, was at the same game I was recently. Had I known that, I would have stalked him down because I love, love, love, LOVE, him. Anyway, yesterday he said
(Which reminds me: That game is scheduled for Halloween night. Seriously. I'm not sure what chain of events would need to happen here -- it would be extensive -- but the thought of Mike Myers coming out of the Red Sox bullpen, on Halloween night, to pitch in the deciding game of a World Series at Fenway ... I mean ... wouldn't that be the most unbelievable scenario in the history of sports? And what if he won the game? Would there be rioting in Boston and Haddonfield? I can't stop thinking about this. Red Sox pitcher Mike Myers enters Game 7 of the World Series at Fenway on Halloween night ... this could actually happen. My God.)
He leaves out that this game could potentially be against the Cubs (with Nomah, Todd Walker and Grady Little) OR the anti-christ himself. Holy Moly!-----
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