This morning as I was waiting for the train, a woman came and stood next to me. Soon after I heard a sharp intake of breath from her direction, then turned to see her waving at some guy. Her whole face lit up when he came over. She asked how his weekend was, clearly infatuated with him. He said hi, then proceed to tell her every detail of his extremely dull weekend. As his voice droned on and on and on, grating on every nerve I have, I heard her perodically saying in a perky way "uh huh, wow!, cool!". I so wanted to turn around and yell at her: "he's just not that into you! Please cease this pathetic flirting with him, it's embarassing. " Did you hear him ask one thing about you? NO. Has he gone on about his boring life for over 5 minutes as if he were the most facinating creature to ever walk the earth without acknowledging your presence? YES. If he were into you, this would not be the case.
Then the train pulled in and Mr. Dull rushed the train, practically pushing people out of the way to get the only remaining seat, leaving her to stand next his seat and continue to listen to his endless stories. All of which just provies, he's unworthy of being admired in the first place. Seriously.. sweetie, take out a book and make better use of your time because he's just not that into you! .-----
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