become Republican. (we've really got to find a way to beat them!)
My stomach hurts from laughing.. I think my favorite parts were:
"The more you talk about Jesus, the less you have to act like him"
"Stop thinking so much. You've got talk radio to think for you"
"If you're stuck, change the topic. Twist facts and quote out of context. Never ever, ever admit you're wrong"
"Always take the Bible literally except for the parts about charity, kindness, humility, honesty, staying Kosher, greed, gluttony, etc."
"We don't tax and spend like liberals, our system is spend & spend, let someone else figure out how to pay for it".
"We like small government in ways that help people. But we demand huge government in ways that control peoples lives"
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