The two worst days to go to the gym are: the day after New Years day and the day after Thanksgiving. These are the days that the people who show up at the gym twice a year show up. I don't care how much you ate on Thanksgiving, flannel elastic waisted pajamas with bears on them are not appropriate attire. If you can't squeeze yourself into your usual workout wear, get some yourself some new attire: like the guy running on the track in his new sweatpants with the "L" stickers all down his ass.
You didn't think this would a tale of a trip to the mall, did you? No way would I subject myself to that on the day after Thanksgiving. I have no desire to be trampled by people after cheap goods from China.
