because at least I am A. not this guy and B. wasn't one of the poor saps in the room who had to sit through this without laughing. There really is only so much a person should have to endure.
So proud of itself for successfully merging with MBNA, Bank of America takes one of the most beautiful U2 songs and changes the lyrics so it's about . . . credit cards. And it's maybe meant to be a joke. But the singer takes himself so seriously, that it's not a joke.
