I take a break from election night fun to bring you my reality show idea: 2 people at work who clearly can't communicate: me and the guy who told me I wasn't fat last week.
Today's episode/phone call, during which the most bizarre sounds were coming through the phone:
Me: what is that sound?
Him: my zipper
Me: what?! {I'm thinking why is the phone next to his zipper while he's talking to me? Why is he zipping? }
Him: my zipper and I can't get it up
Me: { in my head: OMG! I can't even mock that }
Him: got it! I had to pack my laptop up to a meeting out of the office
Me: oh
Is that wacky or do I just have a dirty mind??
