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January 1, 2007

Charlie Cards: Write to the Bottom

Dear MBTA: Are you trying to get people not to ride the T?

A quick mathematical analysis tells me this: my total T charges for parking and train after fair increase is $159/month. Cost for me to drive and park at work: $180. $21/month not to deal with any of the following crap (and I’m not even getting started on the poor train service and I ride the Red Line). I am a big believer in public transportation, but you are severely testing my patience.

This Charlie Card/Ticket/Pass (whatever it’s called) is absurd. People don’t understand how to use them, including your own employees. The “tickets” and the plastic cards that drain down the value…. I do understand those – because I went to the website and studied how they worked for awhile. But you’ve done an exceptionally piss poor job of explaining this to the general public. No where is this more true than for those of us who used to have the “all can ride” T pass.

First of all, why can’t it just continue to be called a T pass? It’s not even clear if it’s now called a Charlie Pass because (if you’re a subway or a bus rider), it’s now called a “Link Pass”, which seems to be the pass formerly known as the Combo Pass. What the fuck? No Subway only or Bus only passes anymore? This isn’t an issue for me as I use a Combo pass anyway, but for people who bought only a Subway or Bus pass, the “Link Pass”, now their only option, is significantly more expensive than their previous pass. However, again the education on this was non-existent. People do not understand what is changing about the passes, as I learned last week.

After being informed by my employer that the T will no longer be working with the provider which previously had allowed me to receive my T PASS in the mail and pay via payroll deduction. They would now be sending me a credit card which I could use to purchase my own Charlie Card/Ticket/Pass in the dreaded Charlie Card/Ticket/Pass machines each month. Never mind that this totally sucks - receiving the pass in the mail was a significantly more convenient. Never mind that half the time these machines have long lines, are down or not accepting credits (which would put me in the extremely unpleasant position of having already paid for the pass via payroll deduction, but now unable to use the ‘credit card’ to purchase the actual pass). I may get over all that (though not soon), but what I really can’t stand is that it’s nearly impossible to figure out how to use these machines without help, extra T personnel to help. I tried to buy my pass at the machine, I really did. I thought it would give me one of the plastic cards, but it won’t. You have to already have a plastic card, then you can “add value” to it. But I don’t want to add value, I just want my T pass! In the end, it gave me a paper ticket. There is no way this paper ticket is going to last for a whole month. It will undoubtedly disintegrate or get wet. So I went to the “Charlie Card Customer Service” booth in the station. I asked if I could change it for a plastic one and was told I could only do that at the Downtown Crossing station. So there was no service at the customer service booth.

The next day I happened through Downtown Crossing and went to “Customer Service” booth. It was quite a site. The line stretched the length of the station hallway and wasn’t moving. I was about to leave when the woman in front of me turned and said: I’ve been here every day this week and this is the shortest line yet. People were already antsy and complaining about how long they had been there. A T employee wandered up and down the line trying to get people to use the machines, but most people in the line were there because they had some problem using them. Finally an elderly woman yelled back: don’t tell me to use that damn machine, it’s impossible to figure out, it’s down half the time and I need my pass. Others in the line began yelling out as well: Why is there only 1 person in the booth? Why are the Charlie Tickets/Passes/Cards not good on the commuter rail – what about people who use both the train and the commuter rail (good question.. it’s not uncommon, stupid MBTA). Another woman got so fed up she just started yelling that the customer service sucks! Finally, I got close to the front of the line where a man was complaining that he had waited in line yesterday, explained that he used both the subway and commuter rail and had been given the wrong pass. The T employee, who had finger nails approximately 3 inches long (we’re talking like photo in the Guinness Book of the man with the longest nails in the world long), started yelling back at him that this was the only station handling problems, there were only 2 employees and they were being worked to the bone. OH this did not sit well with the line, which had only been growing. Good thing she was behind bullet proof glass. She went on to compound the issue when the next person asked for Subway Pass and was told: there is no more Subway Pass. Could she have explained that the name changed to Link Pass and it is now the only gig in town? Would it have been so hard? Apparently so because that is what she did and the guy seemed stumped. I’m sure her defense is she gets tired of answering the same questions all day, and perhaps that isn’t her fault, but if you get the same damn questions all day, perhaps the T could consider doing a better job of explaining their changes.

Can't wait to tomorrow - the first business day of the new, incomprehensible system. I'm expecting torches and pitch forks.

January 2, 2007

Charlie Tickets/Pass/Card - The Review

When I arrived at the train station today, the line was indeed long, snaking around the small lobby multiple times. The T helpers swarmed, trying to get people to understand the machines. I was feeling quite intelligent, having already done my time in line last week. I was completely expecting the Charlie Card/Pass/Ticket I had not to work, but to my surprise, the gate opened and let me right in. Then I got on the Red Line and endured yet another day of "traffic ahead, expect delays". Sigh. When I got to my final destination, the electricity was off in half the station, including the half of the station containing the Ticket machines. Nice! The sad thing is I believe the T got off easy today. There were far fewer cars in the lots. I suspect that many people haven't actually returned from the holiday.

Compliments for a Clown

Today a woman I work with came by my desk to give me her children's review of the cookies I made for everyone in my group pre-Xmas. "They LOVED them! They asked if you would make for them!"

Meanwhile I'm thinking: they were Tollhouse, from a frozen cookie log. Do you think I have time to make 8 dozen cookies from scratch, or even a mix? How long do I let her rave on? Do I tell her they were Tollhouse or do I just bask in the glory of perhaps the first time I've ever been complimented on my cooking?

Oh, let the basking commence! I think I still have a glow around my head.

January 3, 2007

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January 8, 2007

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January 11, 2007

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January 12, 2007

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January 15, 2007

Mea Culpa

My new years resolutions included such things as:

watch less tv
spend less time online
read more
write more (especially on the pathetic links only blog I've got here)

That writing on the blog and spending less time online may be in conflict, what is a girl to do? The fact is that having a job that doesn't allowing for blogging at work severely cuts into blogging time and I never realized how much! But I really did have good intentions after the new year. I wrote about the Charlie Card, but then (trama!) my personal laptop first had battery problems, shortly followed by a complete and utter death... without even the courtesy of the Sad Mac Carrie Bradshaw got when her laptop died. Fortunately, I had happened to back up a few days before so I wasn't completely tramatized, just overwhelming devestated. Watching the man at Circuit City pack it in a box because it "had to go away" to be fixed. Had to go away is what people tell little kids when someone dies or goes to a nursing home! My computer can't be dead! It's only a year old (and I did not appreciate the man at the store referring to it as an "older model"! My computer isn't ready for the nursing home and it's much to young to die.)

My computer has been gone for a week and a half. I could no longer avoid my addiction: I must get online! So today I cranked up my ancient desktop, which is about as fast as FEMA is responding to emergencies. Mamma mia.. I could take up knitting while Photoshop opens on this thing. But anyway.. here it is, yet another design... just for those of you who didn't like the old one because it hurt your eyes. And we'll see if I get back to a regular writing scedule.


Think 1 Person Can't Make A Difference?

Think again


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January 16, 2007

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Take the Long Way Home

Tonight while waiting for the train, I spied a man with a dog approaching me on the platform. A blind man? No. His uniform declared him "explosives detection" police. Oh, this CAN'T be a good sign. I watch him patrolling the platform until the train arrives. I continue to stare after him, thinking: if he's getting on this train, perhaps best to take the next one. He remains on the platform, so I jump onboard.

My reward for working late was an actual seat on the train. I settle in, take out my magazine when at the next stop a couple enter the car. The man sits 2 seats down from me, leaving an empty seat for the woman. I look up at her with dread as she approaches. Let me remind those of you who don't remember: I am mean sometimes. I will be heading straight down upon my death. I dread her approach because she's a good 300 lbs. and fully intends to squish into the seat next to me.

She wiggles her way into the seat and I'm pushed halfway into the next seat. This wouldn't be so bad if there weren't a pole in between the seats which my leg is now rammed against. I start thinking: is it rude to get up? Will she be insulted if I move? What does that say? That she is so big that it's actually physically uncomfortable to sit next to her? Is there a Hallmark card for the social faux paus that will result from my unwedging myself from this seat? This pole is digging into my leg and it really hurts! A few minutes pass. Is it now too late to move? We arrive at the next stop and a skinny girl decides to take the seat on the other side of me (that I'm now halfway in). She has GOT to be kidding. I glare at her, but she has already entered an iPod inspired haze. However, her arrival sort of forced me back towards Ms. Hefty who decides that she is uncomfortable with this development and stands up. Sweet relief!

January 18, 2007

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Yesterday...

My ride on the T was interupted to pause at JFK for police to board the train and walk around.

Bomb sniffing dogs. Police searches.. What does the T know that we don't?

Hot Stove

The hot stove is so cold this year, that we have to entertain this nonsense:

Six weeks after they agreed to terms on new contracts, Barry Bonds and J. D. Drew remain unsigned. Bonds hasn’t signed with the Giants; Drew hasn’t signed with the Red Sox. That prompts a thought. If both contracts were to fall through, the Red Sox could sign Bonds to play left field and move Manny Ramírez back to his original position in right.

Seriously, this has been the most boring off season ever. I haven't even heard a bad story about A-Rod. What is going on?

January 19, 2007

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January 20, 2007

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January 22, 2007

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Baseball Season Officially Started Saturday

At least it did for me. I was traversing though a store wearing my tried and true Red Sox hat when I spotted a guy wearing a Yankees hat. As we passed each other, two sets of eyes narrowed with distain, focusing on the enemy - two sets of eyes glared defiantly gave the same message:

Bring.It.On!

Pitchers and Catchers report in 25 days!

January 23, 2007

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Bad Day

Not only has my laptop still not been repaired and returned to me... not only is the warranty most likely going to not cover the repair since they claim there is "impact damage", which I'm sure means they are going to claim I dropped it (not so!), all of this AND I'm about to watch George W. Bush give the State of the Union... in HD. What could be more horrifying?

January 24, 2007

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January 25, 2007

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January 26, 2007

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January 27, 2007

Ways to Spend a Saturday Morning

1. Sleeping late/lounge
2. Up and adam - off the the gym, then errands du jour
3. Research new laptops because of horrifying death of old one

or the best way:

4. Start planning for summer!


The virtual waiting room is nowhere near as much fun as a waiting room anywhere else. There is little opportunity for people watching to observe freaks (so you can write about them on your blog). The virtual waiting room isn't even that exciting because neither Yankees tickets or Opening day tickets are on sale yet. And STILL I'm happy hanging in the waiting room (but mostly because I got right in at 10 and got the tickets I really wanted. Now I'm just being greedy still hanging out here and I'm sure I'll never get back in).

Go Sox!

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January 28, 2007

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Tales of an Electronics Jinx

Regular readers may have been following my gadget travails: how a month ago my printer, my palm pilot and my laptop died in the same weekend (and then I refused to touch my iPod for a few days). Then the laptop had to be sent away for repair as it was still under extended warranty. After 3 weeks the laptop has finally been returned to me with the warranty claim denied because they claim "impact damage" proving it was dropped. I never dropped it! This is just the background to the chapter:

Because the necessary repair to my laptop would come to approximately half the cost of just buying a new one, I began looking into sucking it up and buying new (needless to say, sans the useless Circuit City extended warranty). I began my research 3 days ago, completely oblivious to the fact that Vista was coming out this Monday. Apparently, according to some, I've just emerged from a coma. Anyway, the release of Vista on Tuesday means that all new PC's will come with the new uber OS. This also means PC's are not being built with XP and haven't been for awhile now (yes, still wiping the crust out of my eyes). The new Vista PC's can't be sold until Tuesday, and the old XP PC's have been sold out on clearance. This brings about the bizarre scenario where it's nearly impossible to buy a PC this weekend, the one weekend that I have decided to buy one.

If that isn't bad enough: I don't WANT Vista. We're talking about a product that has LeBron James as a spokesperson (I only know this because I read about it online. I have Tivo, I don't watch commercials). LeBron James? As if he knows anything about OS's. All my research suggests Vista isn't that big an improvement and has conflicts with security software like McAfee and Norton. I already HAVE my McAfee for 2007! Microsoft expects us to rely on the security features in Vista? HA! The entire PC security industry exists because of security flaws in Microsoft products. And you know I'm going to shell out for a new printer, too, and that new printer's drivers probably won't work with Vista and I'll be pissed.

I am NOT pleased... I'm going to have to either fix the old laptop or suck it up and wait some period of time for the bugs to be worked out of Vista, but I did enjoy my jaunt through Best Buy. They had no laptops on display, they had no capability of actually selling any laptops, thus there was no point in the salespeople stalking me through the store. I cruised in and out, and the people in the PC department were just standing around eating candy.

Wait! Don't buy Windows Vista!
Piercing Together Vista
The Insider's Guide to Windows Vista

Tales of an Electronics Jinx II

I just broke my iPod headphones.. by stepping on them.

Now, you may say: Amy, why were they on the floor?

To which I reply: oh, shut up.

January 29, 2007

Experimentation of the Ridiculous

Last week I was riding the illustrious Silver Line when I glanced down at the open seat next to me and spotted a condom. Not a used one.. get your mind out of the gutter. Nope, it was a single condom still in it's shiny wrapper. Most likely it had fallen out of some young hopefuls back pocket. I sat looking at it for a few seconds, then decided to do what anyone else would: I ignored it.

For the remainder of my short trip I was bemused at every stop as people got on, glanced at the open seat, but upon recognizing it's current occupant reacted with slight confusion combined with either a head tilt or full body back up, then passed by looking for a less controversial open seat. I was getting excited to see what would happen once there were no other seats: would someone dare to pick it up? What would they do with it if they did (throw it away or pocket it for personal use later)? Would they just sit right on top of it? Unfortunately, I arrived at my destination long before the bus filled up and I don't know what became of that little condom. But if anyone out there does.. please write in and tell!

January 30, 2007

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January 31, 2007

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Ready.Not

Somebody scrape me up off the floor. I don't know whether to laugh or cry because this held the City of Boston hostage today:

It seems that suspicious devices were spotted on bridges, overpasses, in subway stations and other public places. The devices -- described ominously as being "composed of electronic circuit boards with LED lights attached" -- were shaped like little glowing figures who seemed angry.

Boston Police, State Police, Bomb Squads, road closures, T shut down, traffic, traffic and more traffic ensued. Legal action is threatened. WHY?

a guerilla marketing campaign for the Adult Swim TV show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force
The boxy characters are named Err and Ignignokt and appear to be raising their middle fingers and giving obscene gestures. Err is described on the "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" website as "rebellious and angry."
I hate to even give more publicity to this farce of a show, however, when a member of the hunger force is:

I HAVE to share.
But I'm still starting up a boycott of this show. But hey, let's face it, the chances that I would be watching something called Aqua Teen Hunger Force are absolute zero, so don't know how much good that will do.

Attack of the Mooninites
Suspicious packages part of Turner Broadcasting marketing campaign
Turner tricksters should pay


None of this means I'm forgetting about you, Michael Ross, Boston City Councilor, and your parking violations. For shame!

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