Living Reflections from a Dream

How to respond when a friend turns to you and says:

Quick! Give me something witty to say that includes douche bag and cunt!

Oh the pressure....

Hmm... I don't know, I don't know. Those aren't funny.

Come on!

Ok, how about: Only a douche bag would think cunt was an acceptable word. :)

But I don't want them to think I think they are a douche bag!

Ya... that is what the smiley face is for.

What if they don't get it? I'm trying to flirt here.

Flirting with Douche bag and cunt? I am SO blogging this!

Giggle burst all around.

For background: the requested witty saying was to be made in response to a conversation between friend and her intended where intended didn't think cunt was a pejorative.